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hey guys we already live in a dystopia just fyi

https://mastodon.social/media/QErKTytCmLO_bChGPyM

Neighbors are bringing their gardening A-game. Shout out to y'all witches.

@Ashoka god bless Kickstarter / Patreon / etc for making crowdfunding easy, socially acceptable, and commonplace. Fuck monetization, go community support 💞

always

humans: everybody work as hard as you can, and when winter comes, we'll have enough food for everyone, even the little ones who can't farm so good yet
capitalists: *takes the farmland and rents it back to the farmers*
capitalists: This is the superior system because of human nature. It simply isn't human nature for each person to work according to their ability and receive food according to their needs. Humans are naturally greedy.
little human: *dies*

sex is cool but have you tried communism??

I just wrote a summary of all the blog posts I've written recently. You can find it here
https://www.patreon.com/posts/all-blog-posts-4-8777453

This summary does not include the recent thingy I wrote about pineapples and Mastodon, which I will shamelessly link here:
https://medium.com/@sargoth/mastodon-pineapples-social-media-and-other-unanswered-questions-c5127c7c9aa0

people post photos that'll be like "oh look its two identical skeletons you can't tell who is gay"

NO

i have an identifiably gay skeleton

like my doctor looked at my skeleton and was like "wow thats gay"

Folks, you cannot call no homo on this site. In fact this place is about more homo

I could give a pigshit if Mastodon is 'successful' by the standards of bourgeoisie tech oligarchs, the press, and celebrity pr interns. its already a better experience by being a platform I don't feel miserable using

👏Prison👏labor👏is👏slave👏labor.👏