Justice is My Copilot @Paperclippe@witches.town

@Ymelia_ We used to have a section on our staff report that was just called "other" and we would put all kinds of silly things in there, but they got rid of that section! :(((((((

Who submitted her staff pick a week ahead of time

This girl

Octothorp library life

(Now I have to do my staff report sob)

@Ymelia_ Petition to buy all library offices a personal space heater

@Ymelia_ We do! We use "reserve" and "hold" (or "on hold") pretty interchangeably.

Reserves, back-up cardigans, I guess libraries are the same everywhere. :D

you know what fuck hashtags we're going with octothorps

octothorp library life

9:45 am and it's already way too cold in the office

hashtag library life

+fetches second cardigan+

@r4v5 It's one of those things where I sort of... forgot to cut it at one point and somehow let it get this long and now I can't let go of it. It's really more effort than it's worth but if you tried to take it from me I'd murder you (much like a child? :p).

Chopped three inches off of my hair before my shower which took it from top of thigh to mid-butt. Not even enough to notice.

In case you're wondering, the length of hair past "long" is technically referred to as "ridiculous," as in, "That is some ridiculous hair you have there, Justice Mage."

Three ~30yo women are sitting in the back room of the library where they are employed.

A: I could eat a bug. But not a live bug, not if it were all squirming.

Me: Well, no. Not a live bug. You'd have to like, cook 'em, like food. But I wouldn't eat a live fish either. +a pause+ Well, okay, maybe a goldfish, for a bet, I think I could do a live goldfish depending on the size of the wager.

A: Mm, yeah, I could see that.

D: +nodding+ Yeah, that makes sense.

@ebeth Yeah, Israel made some big announcement last year about how their TV broadcaster was going under so they wouldn't be able to participate and they were super melodramatic about it but I guess that's no longer the case? Insert shrug emoji

@ebeth We always watch the Swedish stream (we do a Eurovision party at work; file that under effing blessed) but I am happy that they're not screwing around this year, yeah.

@ebeth Oh nothing really, they just announced that it's going to be aired in the US again this year (which is nice I guess because they waited until literally April last year to announce anything at all) and that China might even air it as well. Also Israel apparently IS participating?

The only political discourse I care about right now is what's happening with Eurovision

First Penguins game of the season and I really don’t know what to do. I’m still so mad at them and this is threatening to ruin my entire winter. I know that this is stupid. I know that sports are pointless. But hockey got me through some really rough shit in my life and now I have friends and a partner who also love it and all the enjoyment has been sucked out of it for me. God damn it.

I’m worried the thing that I’m writing is kind of just a convoluted queer retelling of The Thing on the Doorstep

But I also think that that might be awesome sooooooooo