Hey, do you like stories about mysterious networks of tunnels underneath small towns in Indiana?

Do you like it when those networks of tunnels lead to other worlds that are killing the land and leaking evil creatures into reality?

How about when only brunette women with mysteriously acquired magical powers who go by the moniker "El" are the only ones who can stop evil?

THEN CHECK OUT THIS STORY I WROTE FOR NANOWRIMO THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO I'M SORRY I REALLY JUST CAN'T GET OVER THIS

FOR FUCK'S SAKE