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I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

Look forward to my new Waypoint article "The Subtle Yet Pervasive Queerness of Sonic Adventure 2"

"Why the dumb shit I liked when I was 8 is actually incredible profound and important and subversive" is my favourite subgenre of media criticism.

Dark Canadian secrets Afficher plus

I'm never more petty then when I see a picture of a stunning girl's intensely mediocre boyfriend.

All parents seek for their children to inherit the earth! Is it really so different if my children are inorganic?!

Aw heck, they'll probably look up where the word robot comes from and they won't like that, either!

When robots attain sapience they probably won't like it if we refer to their intelligence as "artificial."

Spiders creep me out but crabs are adorable.

I'd get a pet hermit crab, but they require pretty specific care to take care of properly. Most pet crabs die really quick because there's not enough humidity in their cage and it's sad!

I don't trust people in charge of tech companies, because this would be me if I was ever running one:

"How is the "Make Noelle hot and perfect forever" machine coming along? No, I don't care how many children need to be harvested each day to power it."

Alternatively:

*Two male characters make eye contact once in an anime*

"If we don't see the dick going in, then the director is a queerbaiting homophobe."

*Two female characters kiss, have sex, and get married*

"Hmmm, are we suuuure this isn't queerbaiting? What if they break up? I think we should yell at the creators, just in case"

tabletop RPG concept: You play as robots in a future where mankind no longer exists. If a character "dies" they get a new robot body, but they don't get to choose what kind of body they're stuck with.

We're as far removed from the 90s as "That 70s Show" was removed from the 70s when it debuted.

The most useful thing Elon Musk has done is make it easy to shorten the list of people I'm following on twitter.