I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

I'm not 100% sold on the aesthetic changes in the Shadow of the Colossus remake (It's still gorgeous, but slightly more generic looking) but the animation and sound design are both really fantastic..

*notices a small physical defect*

Damn, guess I can never leave the house again.

"You don't want to see the racists yelling at you, but you DO want to see the people arguing with them, right?"

-Twitter's "mute this conversation" feature

"Ah, here's a picture of me with no filter, to show we should all embrace our flaws"

-young thin lingerie model with no physical defects

Me: You know that feeling when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and you look through your clean spoons and arbitrarily decide none of them are right so you pour the cereal back in the box and walk away ever though you're still hungry?

Everyone:... uh...

People say you learn to love exercise but I'm guessing those people don't have unruly hell bodies.

Show me a person who wouldn't commit great evil for the sake of their own vanity if given the opportunity and I'll show you a liar.

Me: Nobody can be trusted with power

Brain: Are you just saying that because you know that YOU can't be trusted with power

Me: No one asked you!

I just saw someone on twitter say "fetishizing big dicks is ableism" and I'm ready to go back to bed.

"Uhhh, the moon is tiny compared to the sun, isn't moon magic way weaker than sun magic?"

You FOOL you IMBECILE that's not how magic works

People would probably hate bitcoin less if they were treated like monopoly money for day traders.

After over 300 chapters in what's presented as a fairly earth-like world, they reveal that the whole world is actually in a lake of a much larger continent.

https://witches.town/media/0kyZRapHJxZhYNzElcs

Trying to bang out the parameters I want for move creation.

https://witches.town/media/dyHexs4b1c_yWhbVUds

My favorite game protagonist?

It's gotta be Johnny Yakuza from the Yakuza series.

"Oh great, another selfie. Might as well take my break now because I'm certainly not getting anything done until my big gay heart slows down."

Some girls are just frustratingly hot which is extremely rude, imo.

It's like, could you turn it down from an 11 to an 8 for a bit? Some of us are trying to work here.

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People say wrestling is "fake and gay" but I've got news for you buddy, it's not like that at all.

It's *predetermined* and gay.