I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

the sun sucks get out of here sun

It takes incredible restraint to not like every single selfie from every single girl I follow.

I don't like exercise but I *do* like the idea of being a sports lesbian.

So does Birdo eat the eggs and spt them out, or is that a face vagina?

Death has never really been scary to me. Like, non-existence seems an inherently neutral state. I was non-existent for an eternity once and I'll do it again. Nothing to worry about

(This isn't a depression toot, don't worry)

ASMR: Your jock girlfriend quietly throws footballs at you and quietly bullies you for failing to catch them.

When Astolfo swings his sword at someone... is that a snack attack?

tfw u pretend to love the free market but the idea of having to compete with immigrants makes you shit your pants and cry yourself to sleep.

I haven't seen one person unironically say "Superb Owl" on social media today. Thank you all for the quality work.

This video is the most dragon ball-ass thing I've seen out of Dragon Ball FighterZ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS5t8vgIkKo

Bioshock 2 is a coward's game because they had a female counterpart to the Big Daddy and didn't call her "Big Mommy"

On one hand we should respect Prince's wishes on the other when I die be sure to turn me into a spooky VR cyberghost.

The biggest flaw in every modern-ish Final Fantasy is that it takes 800 years to beat normal enemies that realistically pose no threat to you.

I'm pretty sure Lightning has attack animations that last longer than random battles in FF6.

~It's okay to wish violent death upon you oppressors~

I'm just gonna pretend the gambling is a metaphor for sex.

Is Kakegurui even like 10% as gay as the intro makes it out to be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qV_FNSw5Qc

Wow I can't believe I'm a girl now but I still don't like FF8 smh.

"If your gf says not to buy her a valentines gift she's lying to test you and you should DEFINITELY buy her an expensive piece of jewellery"

het culture is fucked up, y'all.

blushing dommes

Girls are too pretty and I can't deal with it.