I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

"All the people I shit-talk constantly not inviting me to their parties is gatekeeping"

The best part of One Piece is what an incredible fanboy Luffy is for all his friends.

"I haven't read one piece in nearly a decade, I wonder how that's been going"

*trips and falls into the unfathomable depths of the One Piece Wiki*

A natural 20 in DnD is exciting for the same reason a touchdown is exciting: The hard numbers attached to the stakes make them crystal clear, and there's no authorly hand to make sure the narratively convenient thing happens.

goodnight

Getting roasted by a cool teen in front of her cool friends.

I'll be beautiful or I'll be a corpse.

If they release alternate costume DLC and don't add this, then they've fucked up, imo.

https://witches.town/media/JZgb4Pd5tTp1NFPr5w0

Dragon Ball Fighter🅱️

Every time I see BoA, I can only see...

🅱️intendo of America

life was a mistake

I know I've posted this artist before, but making boys seem this hot should be considered cruel and unusual, tbh (very nsfw)

http://one-punch-titty.tumblr.com/tagged/my%20art

"Eat the rich" has become too cutesy.

God, DBFZ isn't out yet and people are already coming up with ridiculous shit:

https://clips.twitch.tv/AltruisticDeliciousTomatoStinkyCheese

"Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan" is the biggest sin of Dragon Ball Super

PSA: fictional people are not real

Two pitches for XCOM 3:

1) After beating the aliens and taking all of their tech, humans become the new galactic imperialists and you play as an alliance of various alien species to fight the humans.

2) Just make a Front Mission with the serial numbers filed off.

Dang, the Academy Awards usually reserves exactly one(1) spot for Japan in the animated film category but I guess Boss Baby was just too strong of a contender compared to Night is Short, Walk On Girl

Damn, I was really healthy this month, which means I can just treat my body like garbage for February, right?