I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

This one woman learned the secret to self-respect!

Straight men hate her!

The oppressed don't owe their oppressors a damn thing.

Straight dude monster fantasy: What if a giant tiddy girl... but with tiny cute horns

Straight girl monster fantasy: what if a dude... but actually completely different.

My incredibly effective and radical anti-capitalist praxis includes:

-Stealing media from independent artists
-Yelling at those artists on twitter when they say things like "I need money to eat"

I don't know why this is so funny to me (mild NSFW)

https://witches.town/media/MAVsXamc2Z-sgBrCpU8

Be the undeniable crush that makes a "straight" girl realize she's queer as heck 2018.

Put the butch in a dress and the femme in a suit 2018

Make cute gays blush 2018.

I hope no one asks me to marry them because I'd probably say yes and then spend the rest of my life with them in order to avoid the awkwardness of saying no to a marriage proposal.

Egg nog: The devil's goop.

*scribbles furiously in notebook*

Mesh shirt with suit jacket?

Wait hold on, I also want a nice suit, which doesn't really fit with any of these.

Back into the #looks lab

-Gay Wine Mom
-Goth GF
-Muscle Femme

These are the aesthetics I wish to synergize in 2018

Look at this garbage boy.
https://witches.town/media/pbtzpAX7-Z1F8RvyNes

Nagito Komaeda is worst boy, which unfortunately makes him best boy.

How do youtube lets players still have jobs when Kizuna Ai exists?

After the bombs drop, the only accepted currencies will be funko pops and steamed hams memes.

I slept 4 hours and I feel fucking great.

Also to help every gay girl to live their best possible life.

Especially gay girl artists.

2018 goals:

-Get hot as fuck
-Get a tailored suit.
-Watch all the lesbians faint as I walk by.