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Pouet épinglé

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

This upbeat unreleased version of Emil's Theme is FUCKING ME UP.

I always feel anxious about single-game twitch streamers.

Like, that game is going to fall off eventually.

Tired: Chatting up sex workers online because you think they might have sex with you

Wired: Chatting up sex workers online because they're cool and you want to be their friend.

1967: In the future machines will be so efficient that people will only need to work 20 hours a week!

2017: Working yourself to death for pennies is good for you and if you don't like it we'll replace you with a computer.

Damn, this thing has some NAMES attached to it.

What if Batman was... *spins wheel of fortune* ...a feudal Japanese ninja? Yeah, we can do that.

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"But how else will everyone know that this is a women's belt for women?" witches.town/media/p_Vo6qZE5Ec

New Star Wars film discourse is 90% about what the film "represents" and 10% about the actual quality of the film.

Shoutouts to the Phantom Menace for tricking people into thinking a double-bladed sword would be even slightly useful as a real weapon.

"Maybe the real Last Jedi... was the friends we made along the way"

- The Last Jedi, from Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Fun fact: If you're a Canadian lesbian, the government is legally obligated to supply you with 4 flannel shirts and the complete Tegan and Sara discography.

Has California tried simply selling its excess fire to states with a fire deficit?

Mario is canonically 24 years old which is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.