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Pouet épinglé

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

This upbeat unreleased version of Emil's Theme is FUCKING ME UP.

I always feel anxious about single-game twitch streamers.

Like, that game is going to fall off eventually.

Tired: Chatting up sex workers online because you think they might have sex with you

Wired: Chatting up sex workers online because they're cool and you want to be their friend.

1967: In the future machines will be so efficient that people will only need to work 20 hours a week!

2017: Working yourself to death for pennies is good for you and if you don't like it we'll replace you with a computer.

Damn, this thing has some NAMES attached to it.

What if Batman was... *spins wheel of fortune* ...a feudal Japanese ninja? Yeah, we can do that.

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"But how else will everyone know that this is a women's belt for women?" witches.town/media/p_Vo6qZE5Ec

New Star Wars film discourse is 90% about what the film "represents" and 10% about the actual quality of the film.

Shoutouts to the Phantom Menace for tricking people into thinking a double-bladed sword would be even slightly useful as a real weapon.

"Maybe the real Last Jedi... was the friends we made along the way"

- The Last Jedi, from Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

Fun fact: If you're a Canadian lesbian, the government is legally obligated to supply you with 4 flannel shirts and the complete Tegan and Sara discography.

Has California tried simply selling its excess fire to states with a fire deficit?

Mario is canonically 24 years old which is the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.

Avorion is pretty neat if you like building ships and flying them around.

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