I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.

I have a tarot deck and only a vague idea of what half the cards mean who wants to know their future?

If you want a trip to a bizarre parallel universe, go to the comments section of terrible media from, like, 15-25 years ago.

"Man, they just don't make movies like this any more. Pauly Shore is a comedic genius."

You can't be back on your bullshit if you never got off your bullshit.

Man.

That Alita trailer is weeeeird.

It's hecked up that there are people alive right now that were teenagers during World War *One*

no one loves fascism more than the ciswhite liberals who can use it as a gun against the heads of minority groups to force us to vote for their part of violent morally bankrupt imperialists.

BotW has given me unrealistic expectations about climbing stuff in videogames.

"Humanity is long gone and now it's just us robots. This is a positive development, actually."

What if sexy robots... but happy?

Finally Link is a real biker lesbian.

But if you're valid...

...and I'm valid...

...then who's flying the plane?!

The kids and adults in Xenoblade 2 look like two separate species

Persona 5 True Ending: Presented by Infowars

Can love bloom between this sharp, fully featured character with a real emotional arc and this blobby pile of dialog options meant to generically cover a wide range of possible player wants?

Romance between a player-created character and an NPC basically never works for me.

luv 2 see respected "progressive" trans women using terf-adjacent rhetoric to justify themselves.

"Tell the players the important info twice so it sticks in their heads.

And then do it 18 more times for good measure.

Also do this for unimportant info"

Another JRPG pet peeve: when the last dungeon is way longer and more convoluted than any other dungeon because it's supposed to be the "final challenge" but it ends up being a huge slog that kills the momentum leading up to what's supposed to be the climax of the whole dang game.

JRPG pet peeve: when there's a puzzle section in a dungeon but you still get into fights while you're trying to solve the dang puzzles.