I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town
<p>Big Dumb Gay Robot Witch</p>
Twitrter: https://twitter.com/Noelle_808
I'm here to kiss girls and be sad, and I'm all outta girls.
The next time someone tells you Santa isn't real ask them to explain this:
"I remember when I was a little kid. we didn't have much money, so I ended up playing a lot of games on my dad's old xbox."
*sees a rock*
haha it me
Oh wait, the third way to fight is with a sword in one hand and a glass of wine in the other but that's only if you max out your sass stat.
The only ways to fight are with a sword in each hand or one really big sword in both hands shields are for nerds
Toie lets the people who make Dragon Ball games get away with some shit.
https://witches.town/media/veH3B5-GksHJunDKwdo https://witches.town/media/Z4bLkfMi3D5pcNbFMZE https://witches.town/media/nz3oZ_oTgoKsjJV-3t8
Dysphoria: (X) about my body really sucks and I hate it so much curse my transness
Actual smart part of my brain: Um. plenty of cis girls bodies do that, too. Like, cis girls you *specifically* find incredibly attractive.
Dysphoria: Wow. no one asked you. It's really rude to butt in like this.
In order to raise morale, we've changed the name of the afterlife to the spooky realm
I'm watching a lesbian trans couple play Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime and it's: Very Cute
The number one most important tip for playing bass guitar is apparently "keep your left wrist perfectly straight or your hand will fall off and you'll die"
*me explaining lgbt issues to my nephew*
no no no, lesbians get our powers from the *moon* what are they even teaching you in school?
not bad tbh
@Noelle808 Your fursona is a cerulean-colored Sumba Roundleaf Bat.
@FursonaAssignment give me a fursona
Blizzard stole my OC.