I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

"It's incredibly bad if the people in charge of flipping burgers were able to pay their rent easily because that would make them lazy, and inefficient.

It's also incredibly good that executives in charge of huge companies have enough money that they'll never be uncomfortable ever again no matter how badly they fuck up."

"You think I'm hot now, but wait until you see my monstrous form"

Oh cool, I have weird body that normies are sacred of, too.

My favourite thing in media is when you see a sexy lady and then there's a "shock" reveal that she's got, like, a giant gross monster tongue and fangs and claws and that's supposed to make us think she's *less* attractive.

I don't love Pathfinder as a set of mechanics, but I do love their commitment to going all-in on their bullshit.

https://witches.town/media/sw99nTntcnzqEhKfWYo

from sad bod to dad bod to rad bod

hmmm

girls tho

Okay, this Ace Attorney/Steamed Hams meme is fucking spot-on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QtsAf9xyU

The problem with shows like Free! is that even though the boys are almost-naked a lot, they're not nearly slutty enough.

The best part of FF6 is that entire random battles take as long as, like, a single attack animation of the more modern titles.

Akira was a man!
I mean, he was a devilman!
Or maybe he was just a crybaby!
But he was still Akira!
Akiraaaaaa!

In the end the aliens were defeated by the humblest of all god's creatures: The tran

Bully senses... tingling.

Hey there, you should play Butterfly Soup! It's a cute visual novel about gay girls who play baseball.

It's also free.

https://brianna-lei.itch.io/butterfly-soup

cruel, but usual

*Large corporate entity creates a character that says "I'm gay" once for no other than to generate positive pr*

I'm crying tears of happiness you guys. I can't believe we've come this far. I can't wait to buy the funko pop.

*Queer indie creator makes something explicitly queer*

This doesn't perfectly match *my* experiences with queerness; time to take this bitch down a peg or two.