I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

Also to help every gay girl to live their best possible life.

Especially gay girl artists.

2018 goals:

-Get hot as fuck
-Get a tailored suit.
-Watch all the lesbians faint as I walk by.

So far 2018 has consisted of eating springrolls and drinking wine and folks, I don't think it's gonna be able to keep up this momentum.

Drinking wine out of a pint glass-ass bitch.

Yharnam is life, Lordran is hometown.

I'm usually not a furry but occasionally I'm a wolf.

I slightly annoyed that I got the 49 key version of this keyboard when I ~probably~ have space for the 61 version, even though I'm a piss-poor keyboardist and wasn't gonna properly use that extra octave anyway.

*composes a toot*

These thirsty gay dorks are gonna love this one.

*Sees someone who's not following me boost more than one of my toots*

Follow me, you COWARD, you FRAUD

Feeling mean.

But, like, in a good way.

My strategy for Dragon Ball FighterZ is to make my team Krillin, Tien, and Piccolo so when I get owned continuously it's at least canonically accurate.

2B's outfit is perfect and yes I will gladly die on this hill.

Dude named Chad with a scraggly beard and a crew cut can't figure out why I'd roll my eyes when he tells me (and no one who's cis) that his pronouns are "he/him"

It's simultaneously funny and a little exhausting when a progressive person thinks that being trans means I'm, like, really into pronouns.

*pops into your dreams*

Hey there it's your angelic sex therapist. I'm here to make you feel real good, help you to be more confident in that hot body of yours, and maybe get to the bottom of a few things you have repressed.

Oh no the gays are being cute on my timeline again.

pray the straight away

nice
cool
awesome https://witches.town/media/L5GPYEwFSIMd2ZvnHag

"Hey Noelle, whatcha thinking about?"

Oh. The usual.

"Kainé and Emil?"

Yup