I don't even use an 808 a changé de compte pour @Noelle808@glitch.social :
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I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

I'm aggressively positive about trans stuff because:

1) We Rule
2) Fuck You
3) See Point 1

And like, I'm mostly down to give out headpats but now is not the time.

dudes/white ppl/cishets:

Going into someone's menchies while they're talking about something traumatic to go "Wow that's terrible I apologize for my gender/race/sexuality/etc." reeeally isn't helpful.

Regardless of your intention, from a rando it comes across as insincere and performative. Like you're looking for a headpat and for me to go "there there, it's not *your* fault"

~The only thing remotely new about transgender people is the word "transgender"~

The REAL problem with Dragon Ball Super is that Vegeta doesn't cry enough.

Also, girls who are very mean but also incredibly protective of the people close to them.

Fucked up weirdo outcasts who bond over how fucked up and weird and cast out they are is the #1 surefire way to make me love your story.

God, every scene of Kainé and Emil is so damn good.

Hmm, it's really incredible how many story genres I suddenly start caring about when you put the word "lesbian" in front of them.

Lesbian Western
Lesbian Hard Boiled Detective
Lesbian Pirates
Lesbian Steampu- nah, that one still doesn't work.

This is a wholesome family-friendly account.

Please direct your friends to joinmastodon.org or another instance of your choice like octodon.social, toot.cat or toot.cafe, etc. mastodon.social is "default" choice for a lot of people and it's getting kinda hammered right now.

The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital

Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves

Oh huh, all the posts where I talk like a bully get a lot of hits.

*looks directly into camera*

what. a. surprise.

That's how it is on this bitch of an instance

Welcome to this NERD site, you NERDS.

Wow, I can't believe it's been a decade since Overwatch came out.

I would like to inform you that the femme/butch binary is no more and has been replaced with the vampire/werewolf binary.

Thank you for your time.