I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

Look it's not my fault that you think my list of incredibly dangerous women and the highly specific ways in which I want them to murder me is "horny" it really says more about you than it does about me that you feel that way.

I can't believe I'm still not verified on Mastodon smh.

"For Women" tags on porn sites are bullshit because the videos are never, like, "Hot mamma completely wears out her 6 boytoys."

Look forward to my new Sitcom "Sex Mom: The Sex-Having Mom" coming this spring!

Mercy: This is my bottom, Pharah, and my top, Moira.

Try to keep up, kid.

I'm afraid that attack won't work on me anymore.

I've trangendered to a whole new level!

TAKECARE

*then I open my hands to reveal*

OFURSELF

Somehow, I live.

Oh no, it feels like my stomach is trying to stab me to death from the inside.

It's been a good long time since I felt this sick urgh

*Walks up to cis person*

Hey NERD, nice gender. Did your mom make it for you?

Folks, we talk a lot about tall girls on this account, but I want to bring the following to your attention:

Short boys

Thank you for your time.

According to the wizards, throwing molotov cocktails at people doesn't count as "real magic" and that I'm a fake witch.

They think they're sooo smart, but they were no match for my pyromancy.

Hey gang, what's the emoji for "I don't have anything specific to say here, but I want you to know I'm here for you"?

Protect Emil at ALL COSTS.

I don't know why I love myconids/mushroom enemies, but I do.

Being trans warps your perception of what "tall girl" means.

"6 feet is about average height for a lady, right?"

Dancer of the Boreal Valley is so hot wtf

"You did so well, baby" I coo to my DPS as I run my heal beam across her wounds.