I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

Transgendering is just a conspiracy by big salt to sell more pickles

It's fucked up that no matter what your gender is if you look at pictures of Astolfo for 10 seconds straight, you turn gay.

"What's wolf knight in Norwegian?!"

Choosing a middle name is fun because it can be whatever dumb bullshit you want it to be and it's fine.

*walks up to lesbian couple playing PUBG*

So, uh, which of you is the shotgun wife and which is the sniper wife?

Learning jazz theory is like training in the hyperbolic time chamber.

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

https://witches.town/media/xOqEp1Gfy4zD_tL5iIw https://witches.town/media/6it6ImMNeiiy46Rvt38

Hey teens, keep off that hard stuff.

Just say "no" to anime!

Incrementalism is the belief that people who hate the idea of socialism will suddenly jump on board if you promise to implement over the course of three decades instead of doing it now.

I refuse to feel shame or embarrassment for my extremely good posts.

If you keep redistributing my wealth this hard, my bank account will never be the same shape agaaaain!!!

*dresses up as the bourgeoisie*

I hope no big strong socialists come over and... seize my means of production

but not, like, *too* beefy

scientists invent a hormone that will give me nice skin and hair and tiddy and no body hair but also beefy arms and legs.

Dang, this aeropress really is good.

*Checks scouter*

What?! This thing says I'm gay!