I don't even use an 808 @Noelle808@witches.town

Small Brain: Husband

Big Brain: Wife

Galaxy Brain: Boy-wife

Listen, I just want to be the last human alive on this planet, is that really so much to ask?

@grime_witch Spooky!

my ectoplasmic girlfriend

If us being friends relies on me interacting with your boyfriend, that's gonna make things difficult.

It's your girl, DJ "Write A whole bunch of sad shit but delete it before posting"

deviwman cwybaby

Piano-driven hip-hop >>>

Pronouns? Where we're going we won't need pronouns

...that's right. I booked us a flight to Japan.

Me: I'm an adult with adult tastes in media.

Also me: *Watches Dragon Ball and gets emotional about Vegeta*

g-girls t-tho

@grime_witch Those definitely help!

I should probably just exercise more or something.

I've been really restless lately, and completely cutting out caffeine for a bit didn't affect me at all

*Metal Gear Voice* Metal Slug

@BadWrongFun I know I'm just greedy and overly demanding.

As happy I am for DBFZ, there's the little obnoxious voice in the back of my head yelling "JJBA ARCSYS FIGHTER WHEN?!?!"

"Good thing we're the ones in control of this situation!"

-Anime horror character

American Horror: Monsters exist where we can't see them.

Japanese Horror: Monsters exist right in front of our idiot faces.

(This is a big generalization, obviously)

I'm sorry.

For my posts.

mfw I bite into my dinner and there's a big chunk of hot pepper with the seeds still inside.

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