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NaHO le petit céphalopode @NaHO@witches.town

*typing this message on my phone for looking like a mysterious awesome man who don't give a fuck when the litle girl in front of me look at me*

In fact i'm afraid of children and don't want to look them in the eyes cause they usually eat my soul and see all my sins

Pls stap that you litle shit

STAP

help.

Depressed ramblings. Afficher plus

330 # nsfw and 108 # eroe on trendingbot, this need to stop. A bot shouldn't be able to hashtag. You can as you please post nsfw content on mastodon but it is not creative or intelligent this way. Dunno if we should change trendingbot or nsfwbot rules...

330 # nsfw and 108 # eroe on trendingbot, this need to stop. A bot shouldn't be able to hashtag. You can as you please post nsfw content on mastodon but it is not creative or intelligent this way. Dunno if we should change trendingbot or nsfwbot rules...

1 hour left, my face is melting on my hand cause I want to sleeeeep. WHY THERE ISN'T WIFI ON THE TRAIN ? I am on 1st class on a TGV ( yeah the rapid one) and they didn't add wifi yet... My head hurt and i'm confuse. I just wanna eat and sleep, train make me a snail. A french snail who is going to strasbourg

Also I never think to chage tje privacy of my toots...

Haiku of the day :
I like trains yeah.
No i doesn't, heck no
Or am I ? bored...

Also it is my first try for english haïku, dunno how many mistake i made.

2 more trains hours. 9 it s like a normal hour but usalluy longer and so more boring) strasbourg is faaar faaar away. But I will maybe see (like the jackson 5 you know) some witches so it's ok.

bored while playing the binding of isaac. But the little girl 2 places after me just run in the train door and hit herself believing it was automatics doors. Children are so awesome.

French charm for an internet cool witch Afficher plus

@Hiraelle qui me donne envis de livetoot des documentaires de poules, ptain mais c'est quoi cte communauté

LT: I really don't want to start a debate on "pedo-pornography or Japanese loli culture" for many reasons, we are on a free platform on internet so everything, everytime can be upload here. but we absolutely need to find a way to hide that. Trendbot are fully taken by porn/spam (usually bot) ...

CAREFUL PEOPLE ! Trending bot can show you a lot of disturbing and awful Hashtag recently, there is some # pedoes / eroe , you don't want to see that believe me, we really need to ban that kind of stuff on trendingbot.

ATTENTION LES GENS, Le trending bot met sur un pied d'estalle de la pornographie et du pedoporno en ce moment sous les hashtag pedoe / eroe soyez vigilants et instruit de ce que vous pouvez voir en cliquant sur ces trend, Il faut vraiment pouvoir bannir/bloquer ce genre de chose sur le trendingbot :/

Vivre avec une maman acuponctrice :

M: tu as pris un gel douche ?
N: Hum non j'y vais...
M: fais voir ta langue ?
N: *tire la langue*
M: Mouais, prend celui au gingembre que j'ai.
N:... ok

(explication : la medecine traditionelle chinoise peut voir de par l'aspect/couleur/texture de la langue tes problèmes de santé et ou de psyché)

Living with a mum who do traditional Chinese medicine
M: Do you take a soap in your package ?
N: Hum, nope, on my way
M: Show your tongue
N: * Show*
M: Yep, take the one with ginger, it should be good

(Traditional Chinese medecine can see at the colours and aspect of your tongue, what you are suffering)

Pour le stream du samedi, je ne pourrais être là vu que je suis en vacances, je vous souhaite un bon après-midi !

Hi witches, you look lovely today !

Salut, les witches, vous me semblez magnifiques aujourd'hui !

well I have to go to bed, tomorrow is a big day, I go seeing my father in law at the hospital. Don't wish me luck or courage, He need it more than me. Sleep well witches, and if you can think about throwing on him a little charm. It will be cool of you. sleep well. I'm tired, wanted to share this, but maybe it's a mistake, i will probably delete this.

Bon, je dois aller au dodo, grosse journée demain, je vais voir mon beau-père à l’hôpital. Pas de "bonne chance" ou de "courage", il en a plus besoin que moi. Douce nuit les witches, et si vous pensez à lui jeter un petit enchantement, ce serait cool. douce nuits. Fatigué, je supprimerais peut être ce post

Que dit-on quand on est le premier francophone dans un instance? Afficher plus

Witches ! where were you ?! I miss you terribly. Hi to all witches and big up to the great @Alda who return us