NaHO le petit céphalopode @NaHO@witches.town

or (2) "if hendrix's foxy lady and purple haze made a baby"

If you had always wondered what my profil pic is, have a closer look.
or
"when someone say to me my drawing skill is pretty good"

HERE IT IS ! have fun and be awesome has you always are. Bye witches.

Java :
How, I heard you wanted FRENCH rap, cause they put a fucking accordion in this group E.VE.RY TRACKS and also, the little bonus : feminist-friendly tracks (in "le poil") Nothing much to say, it feel French cause it is, it feel Paris cause it is. I love them and they called their style "rap-musette" (musette is an oooold French music witch accordion.
CD -> Java
Tracks -> Sexe accordéon et alcool, Dieu, Le poil.

Hyppocampe fou :
Ok here is the deal, I take a poet, dad, happy 24/24 Dude, and I push him to do some rap. Fuck it's sound awesome and it his, happy, simple with not big subject but can make everything cool with his skill and flow. Also all his beat sound like directly record in a Water world with ton of bubles
Cd -> aquatrip
Tracks -> aquatrip, H&M (song about Anal abscess... yes), Aquabadtrip

Vald: Best proof you can sound like a "gangsta" rapper but just singing funny shit cause you know you'r only a white kid, sound aggressive but everybody know he can't be serious and some tracks/sentences have sometime a real deep meaning. I listen to him usually cause he know how to rap and make words beautiful or scary. (Some tracks are gore/very sexist careful with this material)
CD -> Agartha
Tracks -> Lezarman / eurotrap (videoclip ftw) / barème (videoclip guud)

Odezenne :
The cool rap, the love rap, the intelectual rap. Powerfull lyrics here and when lots of their track save my relationship when I just have an argument with my wife. Just listen and have a taste. Maybe difficult lyrics for traduction cause ther is a lot of "puns" and words creation.
Cd : OVNI
Tracks : Saxophone / Chewing gum / Méli-mélo

And they literally hide messages/stories/and a universe in their tracks. Sometimes melancholic, gore, sometimes pop cause "it's the only shit who is selling good today" (I swear) They hate everybody and it's feel great. Each CD are a "stupeflip era" and it's the only group which i can say this without rolling my eyes.
cd -> The Hypnoflip Invasion
rap Tracks -> Stupeflip Vite !!! / La Menuiserie / Gem Lé Moch'
pop tracks (I swear fuck) -> Ce Petit Blouson En Daim

STUPEFLIP : Ok so we are here, stupeflip sound not like rap, do not promote rap, feel not like rap, but have fucking better lyrics and beat than all the rap I listen, You have to listen the entire CD A to Z with them cause they often cut the song between two sentences just for making mad the producers. So do I cause I hvae fuckin to much to say in 1 toot.

So this 2 are for the "historical part" of french rap, now you have to listen the rap who talk to me really. fast forward in 2010+ when I begin to feel more "liberal artists" than "son of rich alt-right"

next toot soon, stay tuned...

Suprême NTM : real gansta lyrics in the 90's with all the good (antifa) and bad (sexist as f***) of rap in this period of time. Big name here, "JoeyStarr" who is THE pro-ACAB in our country (we can listen and sing "nique la police" in street action when cops are next to us). When my mom would make a point about rap being "dangerous" she showed NTM
cd: suprème NTM
fav tracks: C'est arrivé près d'chez toi / nique la police /Laisse pas traîner ton fils

Old school first :
IAM : Before them french rap was seen by adults like a style "import" by america in our radio and just aggressive cause it's coooOOol you know ? groups like IAM and MCsolar (must listen too !) are the one who can watch all the old bourgeois in the 90's and say "I have culture, i can critic you with my lyrics and show you how you are dumb to judge my lifestyle"
cd: L'école du micro d'argent
fav tracks: le coté obscure de la force / petit frère

Hi witches, poke @spiderrobotpig Before all, try to understand I don't like rap who take it to seriously, cause even if we have some bad places to live in france, "gangsta style" is often sound a litle bit cheesy for me. I'm focusing on text or rapper who make fun of others (but don't fall in the "parody" and understand the style), also I will miss a lot of good "serious" one cause my culture is pretty sh**; let's go ! (long thread)

Going to the bathroom for a good hot shower like :