old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

If I was a game I'd be a pet simulator like Magikarp Jump or that molamola game where your incredibly shitty pet gets marginally less shitty over the course of three hundred generations

Any size 7s local to me want fifteen hundred fucking shoes?

"How many pairs of shoes can one person own?" I wail at the sky as I throw three more pairs in the charity shop bag

Completely different customer, very sober, warning me not to go to Australia? Why's everyone so concerned with my travel arrangements suddenly?

I couldn't have my coffee and now my bones are So Heavy

Every night at 11pm my phone goes "beep beep, go to bed!"

Every night, without fail, I go to bed eiher three hours before that or three hours after

also also I don't have any plexiglass or a sander so it's going to have to wait until after I finally finally finally finish this Mimikyu

Iiiiii am SO INTO UV RESIN RIGHT NOW

wanna make some "obsidian" daggers out of plexiglass and resin for this eventual Umbreon cosplay

but also it's 10:45 and I've been in bed for two houra

How long after doing a mischief do you have to wait for a reaction before you consider it a failure

Asking for a friend

(To be fair I have played Warhammer 40k before but I know dick all about it besides nobody trusts Cal because they are a tiny blue space child)

Hoisted once more by my chronic Resting How Can I Help You Face

Intended to nip in to buy spraypaint, wound up in a 30 minute conversation with the guy because he likes that brand of spraypaint and uses it for his Warhammer miniatures and have I heard of Warhammer? Anyway so his favourite homebrew Warhammer game features a

I seem to be the only person thoroughly grossed out by asmr

It feels like a cat licking my brain

Why do people enjoy this