old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move
New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner
Okay, il est temps que j'aille dormir et demain j'apprends en plus!
L'année prochain je veux prendre des cours pour une qualification plus q'un GCSE, je suppose.
Okay ca suffit, c'est temps que je dois dormir.
A cat that is curled up asleep must occasionally get up, stretch, and curl up on the other side. Otherwise both sides will not be properly slept. Propriety is very important.
Ear-stretching guide telling me to use unflavoured lube to help put the tapers in, I'm using bio-oil instead because a) it's designed for stretchy skin and b) a family member would inevitably walk in on me putting sex lube in my ears and I would die of shame and they would be cackling too hard to help me not die
Dear instances admins, which accounts would you recommend to follow, to federate your instance ? I can't seem to get past 300 instances federated :')
(Boosts will be gladly received !)
What if lycanthropy worked like menstruation? Some werewolves are FULL-ON WOLVES for the three days of the full moon, some are Fairly Wolf-ish for like eight days.
Shoutout to all the trans women and afab not-women who have had to put up with a huge amount of women=vaginas vaginas=women nonsense today.
Also: I feel like I offered to draw someone's fursona and can't for the life of me remember who it was or what it looked like so uhhh... hmu if it was you I guess? I don't remember shit about shit, I'm sorry.
Still not convinced on these pens but they fit nicely into my backpack and don't bleed too much so (shrugging kaomoji)
I've lost all the music suggestions people gave me, for which I am very sorry, but - Boy With A Coin sounds like a very tired man who turns into an eagle at sunrise, or possibly a very tired eagle who turns into a man at sunset. Either way he needs a nap.
Thank you @ whoever it was, this was fun!
Leetspeak is better than unicode
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Oh my god again "that's a big word, do you know what it means?" well considering I used it 100% correctly what do you think
The word, by the way, was "hyperbolic" like what we learned in year 7 English and year 8 Maths, and used a bunch in Science to describe our graphs, so a word 13-year-olds are expected to know.
Mjörtnir
Cosmo sex tips: Afficher plus
I mean that's great and all but don't forget small businesses - we offer an artisanal gut punch for a very reasonable £2.60, but does anyone try it? No, straight to Starbucks. https://witches.town/media/eM3Zc0Ms2XaTXkTZ2go
librarians are very good, that is all