old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

Ear-stretching guide telling me to use unflavoured lube to help put the tapers in, I'm using bio-oil instead because a) it's designed for stretchy skin and b) a family member would inevitably walk in on me putting sex lube in my ears and I would die of shame and they would be cackling too hard to help me not die

What if lycanthropy worked like menstruation? Some werewolves are FULL-ON WOLVES for the three days of the full moon, some are Fairly Wolf-ish for like eight days.

Shoutout to all the trans women and afab not-women who have had to put up with a huge amount of women=vaginas vaginas=women nonsense today.

Also: I feel like I offered to draw someone's fursona and can't for the life of me remember who it was or what it looked like so uhhh... hmu if it was you I guess? I don't remember shit about shit, I'm sorry.

Still not convinced on these pens but they fit nicely into my backpack and don't bleed too much so (shrugging kaomoji)

I've lost all the music suggestions people gave me, for which I am very sorry, but - Boy With A Coin sounds like a very tired man who turns into an eagle at sunrise, or possibly a very tired eagle who turns into a man at sunset. Either way he needs a nap.

Thank you @ whoever it was, this was fun!

https://witches.town/media/sCU7rPQ1ZeMV-khSvl0

Leetspeak is better than unicode
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Oh my god again "that's a big word, do you know what it means?" well considering I used it 100% correctly what do you think

The word, by the way, was "hyperbolic" like what we learned in year 7 English and year 8 Maths, and used a bunch in Science to describe our graphs, so a word 13-year-olds are expected to know.

I mean that's great and all but don't forget small businesses - we offer an artisanal gut punch for a very reasonable £2.60, but does anyone try it? No, straight to Starbucks. https://witches.town/media/eM3Zc0Ms2XaTXkTZ2go

Wait until your partner's lying down reading a book or something and then sit on their bum with your bum. Double bum.

mmm yum potate