old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move
New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner
@Murkrow oh my god
God someone idly mentioned Pokémon and now I'm all excited again
I'm nine
what pokemon type is everybody
Necroplantcer
Concept: vengeful necromancer keeps turning your furniture back into trees because fuck you that's why
It's finally warm enough to rain instead of snowing!!
come on and cat
and welcome to my lap
We had a Video Toaster in my high school AV Club. It had one of my favorite video editing transitions: the "silhouette of a group of people having a dance party from one end of the screen to another" wipe. https://mellified.men/media/ek6SQZUE-KMEKBXW6vI
Have a sample meme from the 'infosec' section of our menu. Afficher plus
Unlike my year and a half of violin training which only produced a rendition of Go Tell Aunt Rhody that sounded like a cockrel's dying gasps but three minutes long
Sadly music is not genetic and the best noise I've ever made out of an instrument was when I knocked Mum's harp over. It sounded like an angel disintegrating.
*me, looking for any potentiometer that isn't one of the extremely common ones*
ah this one looks ok i guess. oh wait
accuracy tolerance: ± 2000%
price: $119.74 /unit
lifetime: 4 turns
Me: *raised by a man so musical he builds lutes from scratch and a woman who plays three instruments* I think I have a basic understanding of music terminology
Josef: music update, I'm trying out a
Me: wow is that a spaceship part or a cleric spell
Person: *calls helpline* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
Helpline: we're sorry, you need the HALPLINE
Person: *calls HALPLINE* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
HALPLINE: O HECK, WHAT TROUBLIN FREN?
Person: HECKIN' HECKED ALL UP IN HERE
HALPLINE: O NO! WE'RE SENDING HALP FREN, NO WORRIES. I'LL BORK WITCHU UNTIL THEY GET THERE
Gastroenteritis update: I'm alive but god at what cost
Elvish is just French with all the vowels jumbled around
God I'm so nervous, please let me have my familiar back
I wasted so much time feeling guilty for keeping her from her people and telling her "you don't live here, go home"
Please let her go home and also live here
The sheer number of times I've yelled "Ninja go home" when the cat's been outside my window yelling in the night
Ninja come home