old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move
New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner
Manager: It's going to proper snow tomorrow, you might have trouble getting in!
Me, firmly: If it does I'm gonna fight the sky.
Manager: Sky has many faces, you'll be punching for a long time.
Me: SO BE IT.
Manager: Good. Stick to your convictions. Fight for what you believe in.
If you lay down on a beach ... that's a shoral floppe
Post-Christmas winter is absolute bollocks - the air's made of knives, all the plants are temporarily dead, the sun clocks out after four hours, there's no more Christmas lights, there's no sense of purpose, you get your ankles sandblasted off by grit spreaders and the next thing to look forward to is Easter.
Guess who doesn't have to buy binbags for another month 🤘
That extremely middle-aged feel when you discover a roll of binbags in your fabric stash and exclaim "aw sick, binbags!!", genuinely pleased with the unexpected windfall.
I take it back, he shot the router off the shelf and now it's not working.
*k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmmmmmm *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmm *writing sounds* *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmm *writing sounds* *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmmmmmm
Little brother is determinedly and scientifically firing 350 nerf darts across the hall one by one for a reason I can't determine
Sometimes I really love this fuckin nerd
jame (jean same)
LB is goddamn incredible and I don't have the tools to do anything with it but LOOK AT IT Y'ALL
https://github.com/pret/pokered
This is a GitHub repository containing the source code of Pokémon Red and Blue, disassembled and refactored to human-readable (and editable!) asm.
While the code is refactored, its functionality is untouched, and the ROMs you built with this code will be identical to the one that is on US Pokémon Red or Blue cartridge.
It is a really cool and interesting project!
Important PSA: when someone says "make yourself at home" they absolutely don't mean "sit cross-legged on the floor like you do at home"
Outdated terminology for trans people, lazy slap-a-rainbow-on-it-and-sell-it-to-the-gays mentality Afficher plus
jardin (jean garden)
Okay here I go I'm halfway up the road to the supermarket, I'm doing it, I'm making it happen.
ONE more diy video and then I get off my butt and go to the supermarket
If my next toot isn't about how I have been to the supermarket, slap me.
what do you call the breasts of a ghost? Afficher plus
sanding the logos off this computer monitor using.... a vitamin D tablet
https://mastodon.social/media/kqte6jUJqAdpnJQZJRo
I'd like to introduce you to the jorb (jean orb)