old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

Post-Christmas winter is absolute bollocks - the air's made of knives, all the plants are temporarily dead, the sun clocks out after four hours, there's no more Christmas lights, there's no sense of purpose, you get your ankles sandblasted off by grit spreaders and the next thing to look forward to is Easter.

Guess who doesn't have to buy binbags for another month 🤘

That extremely middle-aged feel when you discover a roll of binbags in your fabric stash and exclaim "aw sick, binbags!!", genuinely pleased with the unexpected windfall.

I take it back, he shot the router off the shelf and now it's not working.

*k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmmmmmm *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmm *writing sounds* *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmm *writing sounds* *k-pok k-pok k-pok* hmmmmmm

Little brother is determinedly and scientifically firing 350 nerf darts across the hall one by one for a reason I can't determine

Sometimes I really love this fuckin nerd

LB is goddamn incredible and I don't have the tools to do anything with it but LOOK AT IT Y'ALL

Important PSA: when someone says "make yourself at home" they absolutely don't mean "sit cross-legged on the floor like you do at home"

Did you

Did you not think to google

At any point in the process of listing these on ebay

https://witches.town/media/52jBTgAXRYf_yGND3rk

Okay here I go I'm halfway up the road to the supermarket, I'm doing it, I'm making it happen.

ONE more diy video and then I get off my butt and go to the supermarket

If my next toot isn't about how I have been to the supermarket, slap me.

Trying to rustle up the spoons to go supermarket and then cook because I promised prawn fried rice to people but like

eeengh 😖

This is why nobody can find anything in this house, we evolve our belongings like Pokémon.