old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

Kaomojis will always have a place above emojis in my heart

That's my position and I'm sticking to it (ง •̀_•́)ง

I am a:
○ man
○ woman
● disaster

Looking for a:
○ goth gf
○ byronic bf
● otherworldly other half

Why are men so concerned with my personal life

Why do you need to make sure I do something creative outside of my job

I'm plenty creative here, Bernard, why does my personal time need your approval too

Fucko

Just pronounced "anchovies" as "bonjovis" so now it's definitely bedtime

This is like when customers go "wow why's your machine so loud" and I say "it helps our visually impaired customers know when their actions have been registered" and the customers get weirdly defensive

Only ×100 because internet

That's what I get for reminding abled people we exist

It's half past midnight and the inbox is filling up

Shouldn't have opened my metaphorical mouth jfc

"Hey maybe don't be a fucko" "OMG DO U NEED A SAFE SPACE LMAO BUTTHURT 😂😂😂😂"

God help me I got into another argument where someone says "if you don't X you are lazy" and I say "some people have disabilities that don't allow them to X it's not laziness" and then suddenly 3 hours disappear into LMAO NOBODY THINKS ABOUT THE DISABLEDEDS WHY U SO SENSITIVE OMG TRIGGERED MUCH

Image description: a hollow pink chocolate Pinkie Pie, utterly shellshocked. Her eyes are wide and lifeless, as if she knows she's going to be eaten by a toddler come Easter but hasn't actually accepted it yet.

https://witches.town/media/7rxshzUorEWYJ9qMxaw

Hillarity of the day: skeevy customer asks what I'm doing later, I describe my plans but make my brother sound like my boyfriend. Sorry skeevy man, you can't compete with meeting a tall handsome artist for coffee and then going back to his place for a film even if his place is my place and I'm going to do my laundry and ignore the film entirely.

"What does a happy priest say? Basil!"

okay maybe I'm not good enough to get French jokes yet...

Kilty feet have got no rhythm.

"can you whip up a quick home-made cake for this 20-person birthday party?"
"sure!" I chirp, equal parts smug and horrified, "wouldn't be the first time!"

I give up baking like five times a year, one of these days it'll stick

@envgen name your band Aluminium Dan