old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

Kilty feet have got no rhythm.

"can you whip up a quick home-made cake for this 20-person birthday party?"
"sure!" I chirp, equal parts smug and horrified, "wouldn't be the first time!"

I give up baking like five times a year, one of these days it'll stick

@envgen name your band Aluminium Dan

Stopped drawing unicorns to serve a child dressed as a unicorn #blessed #maamthatanimalcanonlystayifitsaserviceunicorn

Work got quiet and I'm drawing unicorns again, someone suggest a fashion style for her to wear pls

(I made up some amusing lies because gfdi if she's going to pry I'm going to have some fun with it)

Weirdly effusive customer asking me enthusiastically how my Valentine's Day went

... can you not just order and pay and leave?

I'm still not over "do a fly the succ" and now this

Jame

leave the wildlife ALONE

"It tastes like nostalgia for something I've never done"
"Ooh, I bet there's a French word for that!"

..French Masto, is there?

[extremely me trying to flirt voice] prepare for the harvest

Turns out the best formula for fun drawings is [fashion style] + [creature] + [food]

Today is one of those suck-ass days that can only be combatted by pouring as much niceness into the world as possible to dilute it

Smile and wave at every baby you see today or else.

That's not what I meant and you know it

[Image description: a google image search for "raptor" returning 100% beefy Jeep-looking cars and 0% dinosaurs] https://witches.town/media/vd-v1pT4MZc1bWaK-_U

Anybody else incapable of seeing a furry gilet without being catapaulted back into the Edge Chronicles?

forgot how good rice is

rice nice

Wearing contacts instead of glasses today and I feel completely fully 100% nude

Also I have to learn more fashion designer names because all I know are Armani, Gok Wan and every designer from My Little Pony