old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move
New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner
Dropped my phone on my face but it's pretty accurate so
gritty kazoo EPs
The last Big Software Update has only changed the font on my homescreen clock/weather thingy and I can't see any other effect anywhere in my phone
(censorship rocket not part of the app)
https://witches.town/media/L_Wsn1CN5Hs7OZSybYA
God all I can think about is the word bisous now
Bisous
Beesous
Besus
Beee zoooooosss
Fun fact: it is impossible to say "bisous" out loud without sounding like a Pokémon
biiisooous! *stun spores*
@sempervirenx bon st valentin, bisous! https://witches.town/media/43Ni0eFs8n--9JM-q_Q
In five weeks it'll be spring 🌸
Social media is Homestuck
Someone help @chr come up with a use for cybre.cafe (which is a domain that they own)
(It's also caused all my superiors ie everyone to go on about how naughty and bad I am whilst pissing themselves laughing)
It's this lovely daschund sellotape dispenser, with a bowl full of dog bone paperclips he can hold with his magnetic snout. The only problem is... Afficher plus
Boss gave me a present for the office, I pointed out how penisey it looked and he laughed till he teared up and then made me go show the manager
Phone's on 6% so I'm calling it a day, thanks for playing everyone!
Munchlax, the Jazzercise Pokémon @Siphonay
...not sure what I was doing but here you go.
It is the CRACK of NOON what do you WANT @ditto ?
Neither of them are thrilled to be woken up
https://donphan.social/media/UVEnGH5BVaxIsdTDA_Q https://donphan.social/media/gbhT71jveT0nS0_5DSk
A good girl and a lost boy for @sempervirenx !
(where is his squad, has anyone seen his squad, oh dear oh no) https://donphan.social/media/sym0RTKNsRcbSGmGNuc https://donphan.social/media/UqJ3Hl1gpe5PzwXaUbI
my dad sent me a photo of his new neighbour, kai, who is very friendly and playful and likes my dad's dog but my dad's dog is v aloof around her https://mastodon.social/media/xC7t3xxXN1dvfYO2ZpA