old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

She has a point but also can't stop won't stop

https://witches.town/media/w88A6sHEWjaiahzKrP4 https://witches.town/media/am0q42j_JCQwILchw_Y

Mum: you are my precious beautiful little bunnikins and you need to stop pulling bog troll faces
Me: m8 you made me you're responsible for my face
Mum: I made you BEAUTIFUL now PUT YOUR TEETH AWAY

Mum: why does every photo of you look like a bog troll?
Me: BECAUSE I'M A BOG TROLL

Thank you all for your support in these trying times, I persevered thanks to you <3

I'm tired but if I don't go rescue my laundry I'll have no jumpers for tomorrow and they'll smell all damp in the machine

Nobody understands the infinite depths of my suffering

Update: everything we put in the microwave comes out smelling of popcorn no matter how many times we clean it

Not sure if pro or con

Gonna find the smallest mermicorno and paint it to look like a soy sauce fish to go with sushicorn and noodlecorn

Tiramisunicorn

*DESSERT God fucking

Might save fizzy drink for the next one tbh, so I can re-sculpt the mane to look like frothy bubbles and also chuck a straw in there like a hair stick

Narrowing it down to things I already have so I don't have to go get more craft materials

-punk and roses
-desert with fruit nail art slices on it
-boba tea with fruit slices?
-some sort of chocolate and/or coffee thing
-something with neon stars that I haven't decided on yet but gdi I want to use them

Also if I do a beverage I might re-sculpt her horn into a bendy straw or make a bendy straw to put behind her ear? Idk

Just this second realised that baby Joseph's infuriating "your next line is" nonsense was Heirophant Purple the whole time

Customer: can I have a kazoo?
Me: we don't sell them, unfortunately. You could try over at-
Customer: I just heard you playing one!
Me: that
Me: uh
Me: Christ
Me: that was me making silly mouth sounds, I don't uh
Customer, looking very unconvinced: that was you.
Me: yeah I uh
Me: I mean
Me: Careless Whisper came on and I couldn't help myself
Me, absolutely fucking scarlet: *demonstrates the noise again so she can see I'm really really not hiding a kazoo*

If I wasn't so terrified of needles I hella would get a Babelfish tattooed behind my ear.

Child: why you got a fish?
Me: pardon?
Child, pointing: why you got a fish?
Me: helps me with foreign languages.
Child, completely satisfied: ohhh

https://witches.town/media/2sOTAC3PRPIBKyD0n-A

Determined to find one thing to be happy about today.

Tired: picking an apple from a tree and roasting it
Wired: standing under a tree with a lit torch until a roasted apple falls on you
Inspired: using a flaming arrow to shoot a roasted apple off the tree and into the sunset somewhere