old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move
New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner
Close second is holding a lit torch under a tree to roast the fruit until it falls off
@Murkrow yes! XD
bonus if it can have wobbly joints so it can flop around like in the game XD
Related: stealing skeletons' heads and drop-kicking them into the river is the best game mechanic ever created
Papier mache skellington arm y/n?
I want to make a Breath of the Wild cosplay solely to bumble around with a big skeleton arm strapped to my back all day
(Other weapons that made me fall in love with that game include but are not limited to: ladle, cauldron lid, mop)
*bad image categorization AI voice* soft baby triangle https://www.flickr.com/photos/askren/3530291706 https://mastodon.social/media/vIvgThoeA1atvZHP_Ek
Update: glued one of them to the floor 💯
Teacher friend: I uh, need help
Me: ...define it first before I say okay?
Teacher: I need someone to sit and hot-glue sixty indivi-
Me, glue gun out, bandolier of glue sticks already on: mmmaybe~
I was trying to remember the black-haired version of "brunette" and it took a few moments of staring at the word "noisette" before I worked out what was wrong
so, mastodon users, how does a computer work? heres a helpful analogy i came up with a while ago:
the CPU (the BRAIN of the computer) takes data from the RAM (kinda like the computer's BRAIN) and stores it on the hard disk (which can be thought of as the BRAIN of the computer)
@jk ah, task manager, the brain of the computer
a friend in south korea sent me this pic
Not sure why, I guess it just has that certain je ne sais quoi.
@Hiraelle @Panda_Fuligineux ça me paraît nettement moins drôle maintenant (ça l'était déjà pas des masses de base obviously)
mais bon il faut que je le fasse, sinon je serai triste
@luluberlu @Panda_Fuligineux "obviously"
It remains my favourite thing on earth to see people chatting in their own language with one random english word/phrase haphazardly chucked in there
I like my men how I like my coffee, not after 4pm.
Okay so the lovely Bento has convinced me to customise a toy this month but I'm still too scared to attempt a doll. Going to go halfway and repaint a Unicorno, does anyone have any theme suggestions? I'm thinking maybe foods but I don't know.