old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Since it's been made apparent that people like me aren't welcome here, I'm off to @Murkrow for a bit while I consider my next move

New alignment chart of lawful/neutral/chaotic and breakfast/lunch/dinner

(sidenote: the house smells a m a z i n g right now)

What on earth do you need twenty bags of popcorn for right now
"Oh no I'm microwaving twenty bags of popcorn for school tomorrow"

Btw found @envgen 's fragrance in Boots today

(food adjacent)

https://witches.town/media/Zg_nks_HqoAzlUQFeQ8

Subtoot at all my customers: don't ask for a horse, receive a horse and then get pissy because obviously you meant a camel and why have I given you a horse.

I am too sick for customers to do anything other that point at a word and say "that one"

Customer said "can I get a kids' hot chocolate?", I made her a hot chocolate at child-safe temperatures and asked her for £hotchocolateprice, she looked shocked and said "he normally charges me 50p!"

Babychino. That is the 50p one. It's on the menu at 50p. Hot chocolate is more because it's a completely different beverage with different ratios.

Hot chocolate is a big scoop of chocolate powder, hot milk up to the top and sprinkle of powder on top. A babychino is half hot milk, half cold milk and a sprinkle of powder on top. They're different things.

Pond's out of order
https://witches.town/media/XjeXHGZWvbqBN_VtDhA

What the fuck

No

https://witches.town/media/xRyItQsERi33w52fCcY

Me: I've never been this exhausted, not ever never
Also me: *hit this level of exhaustion six times in the last week*

tfw someone sends you something beautiful and it's NOT BOOSTABLE :'<

My shopping list just has deodorant and ostrich feathers on it. Living the dream.

God I can't believe there's still so much winter left everything sucks

It's snowinggg, I hate the snowww

Animal Crossing Pocket Camp has just become me and Moino rapid-fire flinging bats into each other's flowerbeds and I love it.