old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
recycled from that other site: the 17 genders
(I'm C minor)
food, alcohol Afficher plus
food, alcohol Afficher plus
violence Afficher plus
And one of them came back afterwards to ask if it was my first day at the job I've had like three years so I KNOW their feedback is going to be especially unflattering
Two people have asked for my name today so that means two complaints to look forward to 🙃
Just the eight lessons of economics left!
And then actually learning it all properly because it's probably not sticking while I'm burning through it all so quickly
about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away
so i've had to actually create it
i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME
it's 
o'clock :3
All our business emails are personsname@companyname or department@companyname and yet the number of emails we get referring to us as componinaim is staggering
Two more but I can't muster the energy for economics or sport...
hi my name is [REDACTED]
my name is [REDACTED]
my name is [REDACTED]
my name is
*wicky wicky*
[REDACTED]
Hell of an upgrade from the 500 minutes a month I'm actually paying for, thanks lads.
Current giffgaff plan allows me to be on the phone constantly for 31 days a month???
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"Considerably. Hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete. Thanks for getting me to shore," the angel said, graciously.
"No problem, I wasn't doing anything else... why did you fall, anyway?"
The angel grimaced, rubbing an injured wing, "Long story. Do you have all day?"
"I have nothing better to do," admitted the mermaid, "Sailors are harder to trick & lure these days."
"So. In the beginning..."
my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined
"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"
@Murkrow children: a shower of bastards
Café's been fuckin bananas busy today