old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Brother, disgusted: WHAT are you WEARING?
Me, exuberant: jeggings and a poncho! *puts leg in the air so he can see better*
Brother, still disgusted: and PIRATE BOOTS??
Me, still exuberant: YES!!
CLARIFICATION: NOT FOR SEX.
rip hiveway, retweet if u cry every tiem :'c
Dear all, this instance will be shutdown tomorrow. Thank you all for being here. Over and out.
Okay #cosplay #diy #sewing tip: turmeric may be a good dye for natural fabric with synthetic stitching to get everything the same colour but it fades in the sun
I put the stuff on the mannequin on Friday and now there's a definite colour difference between bits the weedy winter sun has hit and bits that were covered by other bits
I love Mimikyu so much I'm going to a) cry and b) finish this Mimikyu cosplay that's been at 90% for like six months
Also look what just got here in the post!!
(please excuse the pyjamas, I'm still not at 100% yet)
Gastroenteritis update: I think it's gone! 
A day after watching My Neighbor Totoro:
"The catbus is really weird because it's a really big bus but only one or two people go on it at a time. Isn't that weird?"
Yes, child, that's what's odd about the catbus.
current mood:
@Murkrow @vaguerant the iron throne suddenly the safest piece of furniture
Pro: it's 17° warmer out now than it was at night mid-week, so it looks like the Beast from the East has finally left!
Hahahaahahaha holy shit. Hiveway is a fork of Mastodon with blockchain slapped on top, selling ICO tokens, and John McAfee is involved. Wew lad
LB: the reaction I strive for from everyone tbh
@Murkrow oh my god
God someone idly mentioned Pokémon and now I'm all excited again
I'm nine
what pokemon type is everybody