old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Customer holding a teabag by the string said "can I take this out so it doesn't get too strong?" and in the moment I couldn't think of a polite way to say "the bin is eighteen inches away just move that woman and tadah" so I panicked and just held out my hand

and she unblinkingly dropped her freshly boiled teabag into my hand and I had to pretend that it wasn't leaking boiling water onto my naked flesh

Why am I so bad at conversation

They want to "shoot all of 'em, not worth the air they're breathing" which is uh, not the nicest thing I've ever heard about our patrons but what can you do but keep your Customer Service Face on and make silly comments about giraffes, ahaha :)

When you get a Very Worrying Customer and all you can do is go "ahaha :)" instead of "Jesus fuck you need counselling and therapy"

*checks inventory* I feel personally called out https://witches.town/media/f5RRm8LIze93qxZOwYg https://witches.town/media/TVX5W9lsq_B7myr9sS0

At least it's a tropical -3° at work so assuming I don't die between home and the station I have something to look forward to

Fucking https://witches.town/media/imzjO-tOcWpSAS15m90

It's -8° outside this is obscene

A crowded primary school classroom.

Even if that's floor to top of head instead of top of mohawk that's teeny. Even if that accounts for the slouch. That's one meter ten. She's small enough to lose in a crowded room.

Midnight Lycanroc is three foot seven??? I thought she was taller than me, what the fuck. That's smaller than a bipedal husky.

*opens Facebook*
Good evening, $user! It's -6°!
*closes facebook*

Okay but seriously how fuckin sweet is this wig https://www.arda-wigs.com/collections/new-products-wigs/products/jess?variant=1545121169420

Me: I'm not spending $40 on a wig for a cosplay that doesn't fit into my schedule
Also me: *has my debit card in my hand already*

There's police with guns in the shopping centre

This is England

Why do you have guns drawn and in your arms with your fingers near the triggers in the shopping centre in England

Our till is bugging out and demanding cookies after every transaction

This isn't me humorously pretending to not understand computer cookies, it literally gives us a pop-up saying "Send chocolate chip cookies! [OKAY]"

My heart has been thawed slightly by a baby jumping around in the snow like a little deer in floral wellies.

Maybe today isn't completely entirely 100% awful.

AAAGONYYY, NO FRUSTRATION MORE KEEEEEEN~

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