old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

They want to "shoot all of 'em, not worth the air they're breathing" which is uh, not the nicest thing I've ever heard about our patrons but what can you do but keep your Customer Service Face on and make silly comments about giraffes, ahaha :)

When you get a Very Worrying Customer and all you can do is go "ahaha :)" instead of "Jesus fuck you need counselling and therapy"

*checks inventory* I feel personally called out https://witches.town/media/f5RRm8LIze93qxZOwYg https://witches.town/media/TVX5W9lsq_B7myr9sS0

At least it's a tropical -3° at work so assuming I don't die between home and the station I have something to look forward to

Fucking https://witches.town/media/imzjO-tOcWpSAS15m90

It's -8° outside this is obscene

A crowded primary school classroom.

Even if that's floor to top of head instead of top of mohawk that's teeny. Even if that accounts for the slouch. That's one meter ten. She's small enough to lose in a crowded room.

Midnight Lycanroc is three foot seven??? I thought she was taller than me, what the fuck. That's smaller than a bipedal husky.

*opens Facebook*
Good evening, $user! It's -6°!
*closes facebook*

Okay but seriously how fuckin sweet is this wig https://www.arda-wigs.com/collections/new-products-wigs/products/jess?variant=1545121169420

Me: I'm not spending $40 on a wig for a cosplay that doesn't fit into my schedule
Also me: *has my debit card in my hand already*

There's police with guns in the shopping centre

This is England

Why do you have guns drawn and in your arms with your fingers near the triggers in the shopping centre in England

Our till is bugging out and demanding cookies after every transaction

This isn't me humorously pretending to not understand computer cookies, it literally gives us a pop-up saying "Send chocolate chip cookies! [OKAY]"

My heart has been thawed slightly by a baby jumping around in the snow like a little deer in floral wellies.

Maybe today isn't completely entirely 100% awful.

AAAGONYYY, NO FRUSTRATION MORE KEEEEEEN~

https://witches.town/media/pKA9ZtOo9bCI5xNvxc8

So far 100% of the people who've thrown snowballs at me today have been small children so every time I have to supress the urge to kick their head off their body and instead go "ooh you cheeky little sausage!" in the tone of someone who secretly enjoys being pelted with ice.