old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
At least it's a tropical -3° at work so assuming I don't die between home and the station I have something to look forward to
It's -8° outside this is obscene
A crowded primary school classroom.
Even if that's floor to top of head instead of top of mohawk that's teeny. Even if that accounts for the slouch. That's one meter ten. She's small enough to lose in a crowded room.
Midnight Lycanroc is three foot seven??? I thought she was taller than me, what the fuck. That's smaller than a bipedal husky.
*opens Facebook*
Good evening, $user! It's -6°!
*closes facebook*
@envgen im gonna need a lot of additional Knob Space 👀
Okay but seriously how fuckin sweet is this wig https://www.arda-wigs.com/collections/new-products-wigs/products/jess?variant=1545121169420
Me: I'm not spending $40 on a wig for a cosplay that doesn't fit into my schedule
Also me: *has my debit card in my hand already*
My heart has been thawed slightly by a baby jumping around in the snow like a little deer in floral wellies.
Maybe today isn't completely entirely 100% awful.
Eye contact Afficher plus
So far 100% of the people who've thrown snowballs at me today have been small children so every time I have to supress the urge to kick their head off their body and instead go "ooh you cheeky little sausage!" in the tone of someone who secretly enjoys being pelted with ice.
Schools are closed, shop and café are not. Rain and snow and glom of nit etc etc etc
Despite being in bed nearly 12 hours, I slept closer to 5
Trains are fine despite the snow
I keep accidentally retooting things when the timeline updates and then not noticing for hours |D
There is an even blanket of sn*w all over the garden, not looking good for tomorrow.