This is why nobody can find anything in this house, we evolve our belongings like Pokémon.
"Can I borrow that long white shirt you never wear?"
"...it's Paradise Blue now, that's why you haven't seen me wear the white shirt. I mean yes you can have it but it's blue."
Update: it doesn't seem to be anywhere on the property that a person could reach without keys? Not in the hedge, not in the recycling, not even on the garage roof or the back garden where someone with a very strong throwing arm could reach.
MyHermes just emailed to say they left my parcel in a secure location ie the porch.
My house doesn't have a porch so now I have to go put some clothes on and do a scavenger hunt I guess?
hey any of you #vegan masto users have recommendations for durable vegan work boots? I'm pretty disappointed in my veg docs
hugs boson
Trivial Fursuit
my phone camera is blurry but here's all six of my notebooks https://witches.town/media/5I1A01vvqCdoxzQAJOY
Next one is a disco unicorn and I have no idea how to colour her
The 70s were just brown and neon, right? Brown and blue, maybe?
an explanation of the joke because I can't keep a joke in ever Afficher plus
gfdi I still can't add descriptions even on the work computer, image description Afficher plus
So @sempervirenx mentioned a horse called Valentin and I've not been able to get the idea out of my head
His job is very hard, most times he misses and the couple wind up life-long bffs instead.
þorny on main
[smaller customer proceeds to gleefully tell me that fabric is boring and poo, cackling all the while]
Customer: we've got to go get Mummy from the fabric shop for lunch!
Smaller customer: Mummy's always in the fabric shop! What's so great about fabric?
Me: *horrified gasp* HOW DARE YOU
funfact: switzerland is a sandwich actually