old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

This is why nobody can find anything in this house, we evolve our belongings like Pokémon.

"Can I borrow that long white shirt you never wear?"
"...it's Paradise Blue now, that's why you haven't seen me wear the white shirt. I mean yes you can have it but it's blue."

Update: it doesn't seem to be anywhere on the property that a person could reach without keys? Not in the hedge, not in the recycling, not even on the garage roof or the back garden where someone with a very strong throwing arm could reach.

MyHermes just emailed to say they left my parcel in a secure location ie the porch.

My house doesn't have a porch so now I have to go put some clothes on and do a scavenger hunt I guess?

Trivial Fursuit

Next one is a disco unicorn and I have no idea how to colour her

The 70s were just brown and neon, right? Brown and blue, maybe?

https://witches.town/media/sUVdIfloms2YfTOd2Dw

He's coloured like the aromantic flag and white roses symbolise friendship

He doesn't realise it but he's actually very very good at his job, he's just spreading platonic love instead of romantic

Yes I did put way too much effort into designing a My Little Pony, yes I am secretly nine years old

A lime green vaguely My Little Pony-esque pegasus pony with white sock markings, a white nose marking, grey primary feathers and a grey mane and tail. His cutie mark is a bow with a white rose in place of an arrow, and he's attempting to load an arrow into a longbow mid-jump. From the look of concentration on his face, he's finding it very finnicky with hooves.

(I've never really understood how MLP ponies are supposed to hold things except that one time Pinkie sellotaped a bubble wand to her hoof)

So @sempervirenx mentioned a horse called Valentin and I've not been able to get the idea out of my head

His job is very hard, most times he misses and the couple wind up life-long bffs instead.

https://witches.town/media/HiclwPnQtA8JrdkULms

Coworker just caught me throwing my sketchbook across the room so I can eat my wrap without being tempted to draw at the same time and I don't know how to explain to her it's because I am clumsy and if I get mayonnaise on this picture I will die of shame

[smaller customer proceeds to gleefully tell me that fabric is boring and poo, cackling all the while]

Customer: we've got to go get Mummy from the fabric shop for lunch!
Smaller customer: Mummy's always in the fabric shop! What's so great about fabric?
Me: *horrified gasp* HOW DARE YOU