old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

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Next one is a disco unicorn and I have no idea how to colour her

The 70s were just brown and neon, right? Brown and blue, maybe?

https://witches.town/media/sUVdIfloms2YfTOd2Dw

He's coloured like the aromantic flag and white roses symbolise friendship

He doesn't realise it but he's actually very very good at his job, he's just spreading platonic love instead of romantic

Yes I did put way too much effort into designing a My Little Pony, yes I am secretly nine years old

A lime green vaguely My Little Pony-esque pegasus pony with white sock markings, a white nose marking, grey primary feathers and a grey mane and tail. His cutie mark is a bow with a white rose in place of an arrow, and he's attempting to load an arrow into a longbow mid-jump. From the look of concentration on his face, he's finding it very finnicky with hooves.

(I've never really understood how MLP ponies are supposed to hold things except that one time Pinkie sellotaped a bubble wand to her hoof)

So @sempervirenx mentioned a horse called Valentin and I've not been able to get the idea out of my head

His job is very hard, most times he misses and the couple wind up life-long bffs instead.

https://witches.town/media/HiclwPnQtA8JrdkULms

Coworker just caught me throwing my sketchbook across the room so I can eat my wrap without being tempted to draw at the same time and I don't know how to explain to her it's because I am clumsy and if I get mayonnaise on this picture I will die of shame

[smaller customer proceeds to gleefully tell me that fabric is boring and poo, cackling all the while]

Customer: we've got to go get Mummy from the fabric shop for lunch!
Smaller customer: Mummy's always in the fabric shop! What's so great about fabric?
Me: *horrified gasp* HOW DARE YOU

I desperately hope We're Wolves includes a scene where the doorbell rings and there's a hundred shouts of "DOOR!" "SOMEONE'S HERE!" "SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR!" "DOOR!" "WHO'S AT THE DOOR?!"

That's all I ever want from werewolf media, a bunch of big dogs who can speak words

Those randy fuckin foxes need to quiet down, I don't want to hear wildlife boning while I'm trying to sleep

White imitation Doc Martins - a sturdy butch boot with a thick sole. They match literally nothing in my wardrobe, but I'm ~*~impulsive~*~

(I don't know why I wanted these so badly but come the warmer weather I'm expanding my wardrobe from Black Is The Only Colour I Can Touch to I'm A Magpie Now Lol)

https://witches.town/media/yvVfGudmSQ8MQCm0g8k

For someone who only wears the one pair of shoes 96% of the time I sure own a lot of shoes

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