old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Stopped drawing unicorns to serve a child dressed as a unicorn #blessed #maamthatanimalcanonlystayifitsaserviceunicorn

Work got quiet and I'm drawing unicorns again, someone suggest a fashion style for her to wear pls

(I made up some amusing lies because gfdi if she's going to pry I'm going to have some fun with it)

Weirdly effusive customer asking me enthusiastically how my Valentine's Day went

... can you not just order and pay and leave?

I'm still not over "do a fly the succ" and now this

Jame

leave the wildlife ALONE

"It tastes like nostalgia for something I've never done"
"Ooh, I bet there's a French word for that!"

..French Masto, is there?

[extremely me trying to flirt voice] prepare for the harvest

Turns out the best formula for fun drawings is [fashion style] + [creature] + [food]

Today is one of those suck-ass days that can only be combatted by pouring as much niceness into the world as possible to dilute it

Smile and wave at every baby you see today or else.

That's not what I meant and you know it

[Image description: a google image search for "raptor" returning 100% beefy Jeep-looking cars and 0% dinosaurs] https://witches.town/media/vd-v1pT4MZc1bWaK-_U

Anybody else incapable of seeing a furry gilet without being catapaulted back into the Edge Chronicles?

forgot how good rice is

rice nice

Wearing contacts instead of glasses today and I feel completely fully 100% nude

Also I have to learn more fashion designer names because all I know are Armani, Gok Wan and every designer from My Little Pony

Dad trying to dissuade his son from picking a fashion book, me helpfully going "what a great choice! Are you going to be a Saville Row tailor when you grow up? You going to be the next Georgio Armani?"

Fuck you guy let the boy draw frocks god damn

Can't wait for the longer days to come back and my powering down three hours after sunset to be normal people bedtime

It's the weekend so I'm staying up super late, I'm only just now going to bed at 9:30