old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
guilty feet have goat no rhythm
Chronic illness tip: instead of saying "I wish I had more spoons, then I could do that", say "when I have more spoons, I am going to do that!"
It's a little thing but it makes a difference.
Brother: your drawing's really good, you should do commissions!
Me: mate I literally cannot give my drawings away for free
Brother: that's not true
Me: I'll draw you something, what do you want?
Brother: ...no, that's okay.
some speakers, such as these, have 3 (count 'em - three!!) drivers, now you might be wondering why that is. well let me explain
the low frequency drivers, as you may know, are called "woofers" 🐕
the high frequency drivers are of course "tweeters" 🐥
and the mid range drivers are called "cluckers" 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
bullying Afficher plus
Dear everyone on my tl lamemting winter's end
You can have my share of winter no problem, please take it. Please.
Shame on me Afficher plus
@Murkrow
I'm not a bloody bomb disposal expert
Million dollar idea: swear jar but instead of swears I put a coin in every time I say "I'm not a bloody [job]"
Double penalty every time it's "waiter" or "creche"
@jk @theoutrider @Murkrow ok well i assure you it *wasn't* funny. but i thought about it just now, for a second, anyway now i'm pissing myself
ehats that song abt feelin g so tired but you cant sleep vecause mood
birds flap flap
Going to bed at 8:30 on a school night 💯
I don't know why I'm still so tired but Winter Can Fuck Off, can't believe there's still another month of this bullshit left.
Also check out these incredible boots I saw earlier, they're obscenely expensive buuuttt...
Callout post for @envgen https://witches.town/media/4VRacFp_mzTEQDuyBfY
Being around all these kids has affected my brain, I nearly got run over in the station car park and while my life flashed before my eyes my mouth said "don't you squish me, you silly sausage!"
Like I'll get run over in front of kids, sure, but gosh forbid I use a rudey word.