old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Going to bed at 8:30 on a school night 💯
I don't know why I'm still so tired but Winter Can Fuck Off, can't believe there's still another month of this bullshit left.
Also check out these incredible boots I saw earlier, they're obscenely expensive buuuttt...
Callout post for @envgen https://witches.town/media/4VRacFp_mzTEQDuyBfY
Being around all these kids has affected my brain, I nearly got run over in the station car park and while my life flashed before my eyes my mouth said "don't you squish me, you silly sausage!"
Like I'll get run over in front of kids, sure, but gosh forbid I use a rudey word.
Dropped my phone on my face but it's pretty accurate so
gritty kazoo EPs
The last Big Software Update has only changed the font on my homescreen clock/weather thingy and I can't see any other effect anywhere in my phone
(censorship rocket not part of the app)
https://witches.town/media/L_Wsn1CN5Hs7OZSybYA
God all I can think about is the word bisous now
Bisous
Beesous
Besus
Beee zoooooosss
Fun fact: it is impossible to say "bisous" out loud without sounding like a Pokémon
biiisooous! *stun spores*
@sempervirenx bon st valentin, bisous! https://witches.town/media/43Ni0eFs8n--9JM-q_Q
In five weeks it'll be spring 🌸
Social media is Homestuck
Someone help @chr come up with a use for cybre.cafe (which is a domain that they own)
(It's also caused all my superiors ie everyone to go on about how naughty and bad I am whilst pissing themselves laughing)
It's this lovely daschund sellotape dispenser, with a bowl full of dog bone paperclips he can hold with his magnetic snout. The only problem is... Afficher plus
Boss gave me a present for the office, I pointed out how penisey it looked and he laughed till he teared up and then made me go show the manager