old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Con: very talkative teenage client told me "the only reason I'm asking how old you arw is because you look like sixteen but you've got a lot of grey hair..." so it's off to Sainsbos for more hair dye again

Got my hurr did!
Pro: still cheap even after all these years
Con: still have to fight for what I want after all these years because she remembers 2006 when my hair was long and doesn't like buzzcutting it. I wore her down to a 1 after she went "ooh we'll start you at a 3 and see if you want to go all the way down to a 2, but a 1 is very short..."

The best one was when he tried to play a Jimmy Buffet song and it took eight minutes to get past the first verse

The best MBMBaM goof is when Justin tries to do something and both his little brothers do absolutely everything in their power to derail it.

I have to pee but my bed is so comfy

What nonsense can I inflict

Suddenly at 1am I am seized with a terrible desire for mischief

Also applies to directions- if I'm trying to tell you it's down X street, cross at the lights onto the next street which is Y street, turn right onto Z street and keep going until you hit the Thingummy and what you want is across the road from that and you let me get as far as "so you head down X street-" before you jump in with "oh cool it's on X street" then you deserve to have all your debit cards stolen by an elk.

Pet peeve number a zillion: when I'm trying to tell someone something and they try to leap to the end instead of letting me get there. Bonus irritation if it's funny or unexpected and they try to jump to the punchline.

"-so around three am there's this scream, and I-"
"-oh so what, it was a fox?"
"Okay Clara so we'll skip the funny bit entirely: my neighbour screams loudly at night. I'll tell someone else the longer and much funnier version that involves me accidentally-"
"-oh what you called the police?"
"NO"

U HACK

Debating putting the pink section back in my hair when spring rolls round again... y/n?

"Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!" [synth noises]

https://witches.town/media/fpwK7PKiRuIIRfNAPyM

I keep waking up with my throat absolutely raw bc I can't breathe through my nose, wah wah pity me etc etc etc

How much vitamin c do I have to snort to make this go away