old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
AI-generated candy hearts Afficher plus
Debating putting the pink section back in my hair when spring rolls round again... y/n?
"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
I keep waking up with my throat absolutely raw bc I can't breathe through my nose, wah wah pity me etc etc etc
How much vitamin c do I have to snort to make this go away
food, teachers Afficher plus
food, teachers Afficher plus
Btw found @envgen 's fragrance in Boots today
(food adjacent)
Pourquoi l'hiver :(
Subtoot at all my customers: don't ask for a horse, receive a horse and then get pissy because obviously you meant a camel and why have I given you a horse.
Pond's out of order
https://witches.town/media/XjeXHGZWvbqBN_VtDhA
Me: I've never been this exhausted, not ever never
Also me: *hit this level of exhaustion six times in the last week*
@tom @amphetamine @posit this is my trollsona, TROLLL NAMESS
@HTHR @amphetamine @posit ALSO;
MY NEW FANTROLL: ENTIRE THREAD
@jk jo-
god fucking,
tfw someone sends you something beautiful and it's NOT BOOSTABLE :'<
Always be on your bullshit
Be on your bullshit always
My shopping list just has deodorant and ostrich feathers on it. Living the dream.