old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

If I was playing the French version I'd have eighty by now

https://witches.town/media/mVnYyl1dA6GdlUmsgxs

Con: burned on boiling oil and bitten by a dog in the same ten minutes

Pro: strangely not too bothered by it?

I never heal from injuries - I have a scrape on my arm that's been there since June, and the scar I got in 2009 has only just started to fade - with one exception

For some godforsaken reason my piercings heal like Wolverine

I got my lobes done in 2001 and because I haven't been wearing earrings in them much I had to punch through them again putting earrings on this morning

I've had earrings in my helix piercing CONSTANTLY and because I forgot yesterday I had to punch through the healed-up skin today. A customer just commented I had blood on my ear

What team of fucking cowboys built this meat suit

When you turned out the lights an hour ago and the customers still haven't taken the hint https://witches.town/media/rfINol5hLjA619lxgAY https://witches.town/media/EWMwXkdlTqi1WNd8mto

name : Melbourne Lemon
pronouns : he/him
mech name : SAUCY GOODNESS
origin story : just showed up one day to get away from home
move set : hyper-efficient filleting
gayness level : distinguished gay

(repurposes old tabletop rpg characters for the umpteenth time)
name : Sydney Lemon
pronouns : she/her
mech name : GHOSTPUNCHER
origin story : just showed up one day to come live with her brother
move set : acrobatic and inefficient
gayness level : chaotic bisexual

Garamel take away @envgen 's emojos

Boss: who's pulled all the keys off this keyboard?
Me, pockets rattling: IT WAS ALREADY IN THE BIN

@sempervirenx
https://witches.town/media/vihw99fE9Eyxlc_t6E4

My usual sure-fire method of summoning customers has failed, usually turning my back to the door and unrestrainedly singing along with the radio guarantees someone showing up

Help it's so slow

I've had more radio adverts for second-hand car dealerships than customers