old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

Never mind, it's okay, a class of schoolkids just chased him inside, panic over

There's a lion in the square and nobody seems to care, could it be no-one's aware that there's a lion over there?

There's a lion in the square and he's just sitting there?

Manager: how are you?
Me: medically alive which is all you can really hope for, you?
Manager: haha, yeah
Customer on other side of shop: what???
Me and manager over each other: oh uh it's a quote from a uh it's uh we uh it's not we're great both great it uh

@Hiraelle Re: re

@jk I could look them up but right now all I know is his heel is touching Texas and he's not near Alaska, Hawai'i or Florida

@jk all the states immediately right of the centre line (whatever states those are) make a Smurf wearing cargo shorts

@cute_weeds give them to witches for favours, witches love jars

This is the last of my bezels until the new order gets here, who wants to guess what colour this mess is?

I'm still so fucking angry about how JJBA part 4 ended that I haven't started part 5

I watched the end of part 4 the day it aired and promptly gave up on the Joje forever

@envgen you could put out a vinyl for collectors

@envgen is it per untooted toot or just a monthly subscription to your silence?

@envgen at this point I'll pay you to stop

@candle I want to boost this monstrosity but it's at such a nice number

@typhlosion @luna without the sun's brash obnoxious glare the moon wouldn't have the raw materials for her gorgeous silver light

@envgen dazzle pants!

@luna you're beautiful!