old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

@candle @luluberlu c'est vraiment une grande mystery

@candle @luluberlu I deaun't understand lulu's problème

@luluberlu @candle I can't believe you're slagging off brits just because dear sweet candle is enjoying a pastry :'<

Necroplantcer buys gross wilted produce for 7p from the clearance section and revives it but wastes all the money they save on gross wilted houseplants.

Me: [statement]
Someone: are you sure?
Me: oh gosh am I? Do I need to reevaluate?

Me: [statement]
Someone: you're wrong.
Me: I have never been more certain of anything in my entire life, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

@bentosmile good morning bento!

Pthlr I just realised how sarcastic this sounds. I genuinely love the new close image button that I can actually see, not the teeny tiny one that blended in to the images

@moz @Riley @jk hhhelp...

@bentosmile @envgen
🔥 🍫
🔥 🥛 give it time...

@moz @Riley @jk you can't just slap words together and expect to get away with it

@Sylvhem ah, I see.

@Sylvhem it's odd that your option for testing new colours is either roll it out to everyone all at once or imagine it in your head, is there no option to preview it?

New extra-giant extra-visible close image button is fantastic, I don't miss the teeny tiny one at all!

@envgen thanks! I can feel my soul shrivelling!

@Sylvhem ahh, I had no idea. Must be really tough trying to hit the perfect spot where it's functional AND beautiful.