old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town

No wait fuck chips I'm getting ~*~scampi~*~

I should have gone to bed instead of the pub but at least they do chips here since I can't have an alcohol

@envgen I'd love to not go but they're only in the country this week and I backed out of pub quiz which was the other thing they're doing and this is their last day in England so it would be p dickish to go "actually nah see you in 6 months lol"

feel like absolute shit today, which is handy because I agreed to meet some people at the pub tonight instead of just going straight home to my bed

it's going to be a long-ass evening

decapitate me daddy

And one of them came back afterwards to ask if it was my first day at the job I've had like three years so I KNOW their feedback is going to be especially unflattering

Two people have asked for my name today so that means two complaints to look forward to 🙃

@Mottie ffffuckin incredible

I'm surprised you lasted long enough to put up with this many nonsensesq

@Mottie why do people interpret "write what you know" as "I wrote about it once so now I am an unquestionable expert"?

Just the eight lessons of economics left!

And then actually learning it all properly because it's probably not sticking while I'm burning through it all so quickly

@jk genuinely floored by this

@jk this is so fucking perfect I feel compelled to buy you a drink next time I see you

@netkitty mew!

All our business emails are personsname@companyname or department@companyname and yet the number of emails we get referring to us as componinaim is staggering

Two more but I can't muster the energy for economics or sport...

@envgen Garnet's perfect u fuckin clod

@envgen Garnet, Queen of my Heart