old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
Hell of an upgrade from the 500 minutes a month I'm actually paying for, thanks lads.
Current giffgaff plan allows me to be on the phone constantly for 31 days a month???
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"Considerably. Hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete. Thanks for getting me to shore," the angel said, graciously.
"No problem, I wasn't doing anything else... why did you fall, anyway?"
The angel grimaced, rubbing an injured wing, "Long story. Do you have all day?"
"I have nothing better to do," admitted the mermaid, "Sailors are harder to trick & lure these days."
"So. In the beginning..."
my morning: convinced someone that bitcoins were literally mined
"that's why it's called the deep web! they're all 50ft underground!"
@Murkrow children: a shower of bastards
Café's been fuckin bananas busy today
@envgen just put them in a big box and goof off for an hour
@envgen big mood
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@Grietche le uuuurgh
ouin je ne veux pas
Past Conditional would have been able to suck my butt >:C
6 more! Almost there!
French people please don't spoil the ending
@Miari *consults phrasebook* oui!
7 more DuoLingo skills and I'll run out of new things to learn 💪 😤
@Murkrow ah yes the friendly neighbourhood Metronome Goose
A very soft little "harnk. harnk. harnk. harnk. harnk", but determined and unceasing
Something outside is honking softly once every two seconds like clockwork
mood of the evening is Fussy And Restless apparently