old murkrow @Murkrow@witches.town
Je fais de mon fucking mieux, Barbara.
26 | UK | they/them | phototropically boggled
🇬🇧 h*ck yeah | 🇫🇷 j'apprends
@netkitty *rubs face on you* how the tables have turned >:3
Okay, il est temps que j'aille dormir et demain j'apprends en plus!
@Hiraelle Merci Professeur.e Hira :p
I'll be honest every time I write "il faut" and have to go back and replace it with some sort of "devoir", je fais de mon mieux mais mon mieux n'est pas génial |D
L'année prochain je veux prendre des cours pour une qualification plus q'un GCSE, je suppose.
Okay ca suffit, c'est temps que je dois dormir.
A cat that is curled up asleep must occasionally get up, stretch, and curl up on the other side. Otherwise both sides will not be properly slept. Propriety is very important.
Ear-stretching guide telling me to use unflavoured lube to help put the tapers in, I'm using bio-oil instead because a) it's designed for stretchy skin and b) a family member would inevitably walk in on me putting sex lube in my ears and I would die of shame and they would be cackling too hard to help me not die
@likecroft *plaps paws on touchscreen* *whines pathetically*
"But it hasn't been opened!"
*howls for the manager*
@likecroft
"Hey do you have colouring books here?"
"rrrrrrrrOOF!" *plops book on counter, wags at customer*
"...do you have any that haven't been in someone's mouth."
@likecroft I wouldn't have thumbs for like a week easily, what a pain in the ass
@envgen invented whatstodon?
@likecroft I was thinking more like deffo full moon, but will it start on the full moon? End on the full moon? Starting four days before and finishing on the full moon, or starting four days before and finishing four days after? Human for a morning and then WHOOP there's one more little three-hour wolf sesh after you thought you were done? Skip a moon and worry you're dying, only to be the perfect textbook example of a healthy transformation next month?
Dear instances admins, which accounts would you recommend to follow, to federate your instance ? I can't seem to get past 300 instances federated :')
(Boosts will be gladly received !)
What if lycanthropy worked like menstruation? Some werewolves are FULL-ON WOLVES for the three days of the full moon, some are Fairly Wolf-ish for like eight days.
Shoutout to all the trans women and afab not-women who have had to put up with a huge amount of women=vaginas vaginas=women nonsense today.
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